Chop Goblins

Pursue the malevolent Chop Goblins through time, and foil them with devastating weapons, in this bite-sized FPS from the creator of DUSK, Iron Lung, and Squirrel Stapler

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Pursue the malevolent Chop Goblins through time, and foil them with devastating weapons, in this bite-sized FPS from the creator of DUSK, Iron Lung, and Squirrel Stapler

game_review_summary

Overwhelmingly Positive

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- 99% of the 523 user reviews for this game are positive.

review_number

523

release_date

Dec 12, 2022

developer

David Szymanski

publisher

David Szymanski

popular_tags

Old School,FPS,Shooter,First-Person,Fast-Paced,Dark Humor,Action,Gore,1990's,Colorful,Comedy,Short,Pixel Graphics,Stylized,Destruction,Time Travel,Combat,Retro,Linear,Singleplayer

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About This Game

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

  • A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
  • 5 levels set in different time periods
  • 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
  • An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
  • Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

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https://steamcommunity.com/app/1935660

game_url

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1935660/Chop_Goblins/

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1935660

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insdate: 2025-07-04 07:46:07
title: Chop Goblins
additional: Pursue the malevolent Chop Goblins through time, and foil them with devastating weapons, in this bite-sized FPS from the creator of DUSK, Iron Lung, and Squirrel Stapler
category: Old School
md5: b7d8f2f8034b13ec9772f390e312184d
game_description_snippet: Pursue the malevolent Chop Goblins through time, and foil them with devastating weapons, in this bite-sized FPS from the creator of DUSK, Iron Lung, and Squirrel Stapler
game_review_summary: Overwhelmingly Positive
responsive_reviewdesc: - 99% of the 523 user reviews for this game are positive.
review_number: 523
release_date: Dec 12, 2022
developer: David Szymanski
publisher: David Szymanski
popular_tags: Old School,FPS,Shooter,First-Person,Fast-Paced,Dark Humor,Action,Gore,1990's,Colorful,Comedy,Short,Pixel Graphics,Stylized,Destruction,Time Travel,Combat,Retro,Linear,Singleplayer
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About This Game

You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS.

Now they're loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It's up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800's Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future.

And you can finish it in about 30 minutes!

Chop Goblins is a "microshooter": An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It's a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience.

FEATURES

  • A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
  • 5 levels set in different time periods
  • 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler "Vlad" automatic stake gun
  • An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
  • Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability

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